![]() ![]() If you have been pummelled, banged, or rogered by men somewhere along this route, please speak up!” “So many women in New York have been scronched, thumped, pummelled, banged, and rogered by men, it is difficult sometimes to keep them all straight,” she said. Many had heeded the invitation’s suggestion to bring snacks.Ĭarroll, who is a youthful seventy-six and has spiky blond hair, welcomed her charges. A few said that they worked in fashion and had women as bosses. Most of the participants appeared to be in their twenties or thirties two appeared to be in their late fifties. Eleven women and one man convened at the meeting place, the northern entrance of Bergdorf Goodman, at 4 P.M. She had on a yellow rain slicker slashed with red stripes, and riding boots. Jean Carroll, the long-standing advice columnist for Elle magazine, set off to lead her “Most Hideous Men in NYC” walking tour on a recent Sunday, she looked more equipped for the Cotswolds than for the sidewalks of New York. Jean Carroll Illustration by João Fazenda And fucking Justin Ross Lee is just yuckin it up laughing as both of them go to jail. “I feel terrible for Tabber because I know there’s no table service where he’s headed.” Yuck yuck yuck! I bet the Plumlee brothers and the Winklevoss twins were cracking up at that joke, Justin Ross Lee! Hopefully you all die in a fire as you sit around burning your money.E. I can’t even decide which one is the worst – The Banana Mogul has dead chicks in his hotel room, Tabber Benedict is running over dads. If you’re calling yourself a “Gatsbaby” you need to blow your brains out. I don’t care if its old money or new money. But these cocksuckers who just live out in the Hamptons or overlooking Central Park who’s life goal is to basically flaunt as much money as they possibly can might be the most insufferable people ever. Those chicks were socialites, but whatever you define them as now, they actually turned that into entertainment careers or some sort. And I’m not even talking about the Paris Hilton’s and the Kim Kardashian’s of the world. “Socialites” in general are probably my least favorite people of all time. Have fun!” Thats just money on a whole ‘nother level.Īnd while ordinarily my motto is snake it til you make, these guys are the absolute worst people on earth. Years! “Oh Europe! Nice! How long you going? 6 Days 7 nights?” No, 5-10 years. You know how you know if you’re really rich and bougie? If you roll with someone who can tell people “I’m going on vacation for a few years” and its a viable story. He might have dethroned yesterday’s Banana Mogul as the biggest bougie asshole in New York. I’m just gonna let that name and that picture and this story sink in for a moment. “He’s the most pretentious person I’ve ever met.” “I feel terrible for Tabber because I know there’s no table service where he’s headed,” sniffed fellow socialite Justin Ross Lee. “ People look at me and they’re like, ‘That spoiled prick,’” Benedict, who says his financial law firm handled $25 billion in transactions, told the paper. ![]() The socialite, who often appears impeccably dressed at charity events, was recently featured in a New York Observer story about “Gatsbabies” - described as “preening prepsters” who “lure ladies, lucre and limelight” as a lifestyle. But throughout the party - which began at 11 pm - Benedict, 35, played it cool, some of the 150 attendees said. “He lied to everybody about going to Europe,” one of his friends said. 24 soiree was just four days before he was sentenced to as many as 10 years in the clink. About two years ago, the West Village denizen slammed his SUV into a Long Island dad after a night of hard partying in the Hamptons - and left his victim for dead, records show. ![]() ![]() He was going to prison for nearly killing a man. But the finance lawyer was hiding the real, sinister reason he was saying his farewells. Tabber Benedict bellied up to the bar at Chelsea’s Bungalow 8 - with a woman on his arm - and bent his friends’ ears about the planned jaunt and all the places he was going to visit. NY Post – A “pretentious” Manhattan socialite hosted a swanky, “black tie optional” bash in January - where he sipped champagne with his fabulous friends and boasted of an upcoming years-long vacation to Europe he was about take. ![]()
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